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🇨🇦OTTAWA — Prime Minister Mark Carney unveiled what experts are calling “the most Canadian pipeline announcement ever”—a bold new project that must be approved by Alberta, Ottawa, every Indigenous community, every Métis group, every municipality, environmental NGOs, the federal public service, three land acknowledgements, and the weather. Carney assured reporters the pipeline is “shovel-ready pending 426 separate approvals,” adding that the plan would unlock billions in economic growth sometime between 2048 and never. Industry analysts burst out laughing, noting that even if Alberta agrees, B.C., the federal courts, activists, and a random guy in a kayak will likely kill it before breakfast. Still, Ottawa hailed the project as a “historic milestone,” despite the fact that not a single meter of pipe has been ordered, permitted, or legally allowed to exist. “This is a huge win for Canadians,” Carney said, before clarifying he meant Canadians in Ottawa, “not the ones who actually need the pipeline.”🟥 #alberta #markcarney #pipeline #bc

@SatireSquadHQ Carnage is useless for Canadians and Canada.